What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 17:18

-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Sed autem voluptatibus minima impedit officia ipsa.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Live and Let Die
Octopussy
Moonraker
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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